If Presidential Candidates Were Pox Nora Runes...

Why is Obama like a Firk Diplomat? Well, for starters, everyone including the national media seems to be Awestruck of him, much like a celebrity. And he IS a diplomat. In his debates, he certainly pacifies any other diplomats. His attacks aren't just attacks, they are psychic multi-attacks from every direction, withering the opposition.

Firk Diplomat (Obama)

Obama would be...

Why is McCain like a Jakei Elder? Well, he starts slow with a really low speed, but builds momentum as he goes and winds up kicking with a super long-range attack on the opposition. He can put up a force barrier to block the opposition, or basically go comatose with crystallize. He is old and slightly crippled, but don't underestimate this strong scrapper - he's tough!

Jakei Elder (McCain)

McCain Would Be...

If Presidential Candidates Were Pox Nora Runes...